A guy pulled up to work one day and saw a girl with the most GIANT BELUNCTIOUS booty of all time.
He immediately falls and love, pulls out his phone and starts studying how to pull bad bitches.
After 2.357 minutes of intense studying, he musters up the courage to go up to her.
(he pulls up on her like this headass)
he immediately asks "may i have your details" with pure, insecurity in his voice
she replies "no", and our guy becomes a crippling alcoholic and develops a gambling addiction
